Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Pat Downs and All Sorts of Fun...


We have all heard by now that the Anointed Ones in D.C. want us all felt up every time we fly now. Throw in the fact that the porn industry is in need of a boost and *Wala* TSA can now download naked pictures of every day people... Hooray! But it's time to ask the important questions, like what will happen to the Duggers?

I just watched an episode of the family heading to Louisville and I wondered... what will mama Michelle do if she has to stand in front of an ex-ray and show her beauty off? Heaven knows that dear woman does Not need another pat down, she's had at least 19... and counting! (sorry, it's late and I just Had to do!). I love when the Duggers travel, but has this change in airlines security made it impossible for the family to travel by air? Does the White House even acknowledge this as a concern? Meanwhile, if the Duggers do travel and get "Scanned" and "Patted down" will the pictures and images be worth more money then any other celebrity out there?? How does one get in on that action?

3 comments:

  1. I think that if my husband is out of town, and I am feeling lonely, I will just head to the airport for a little pat down.

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  2. Don't they own like a huge commercial bus/van thingy? I bet they just drive themselves everywhere...It would be thousands of $ for that family to fly!!!

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